Simian Says: Closet Conversations

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 22, 2009

So you're saying that this woman uses her own daughter to lure animals like us home so she can get freaky?
That's what I'm saying.
But I thought that was what I was doing to her.
Join the club man. We were all played.
So then why do you guys stay?
Let's just say it's nice to give Mother Hubbard the bone every now and again.