Simian Says: eHarmony
Author: four_legged_tripod
Date: June 23, 2009
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eHarmony Video Personals #655420
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| Hi. I'm Monkey. I'm not really searching for love, or at least the "Hallmark card" kind of love. | |
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| More like the "too embarrassed to tell your friends, what the hell did I just do, I need to go to the clinic to get checked out" kind of love. | |
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| I'm recently out of a relationship with a woman who wanted more barnyard sex than I was comfortable with, which is saying a lot. | |
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| A little bit about me. After being excommunicated from the church, I became a boyscout leader and then an ice cream man when that didn't pan out. | |
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| The perfect mate for me is someone who is open-minded, willing to experiment, flexible, and not fat. | |
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| So if you think you can handle a "walk on the wild side," or are just sickly twisted and perverted, you can reach me at 655420 | |
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