Simian Says: Naturally

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 24, 2009

So then I entered Wicca.
You literally became a witch?
No. It was more about being connected to nature. I feel really close to nature. Especially trees.
Is that because you're built like a tree stump?
No. It's because you can tell how many boyfriends I've had by counting the cut marks on my wrist.