Simian Says: ER

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 24, 2009

Where am I? And why is everything so bright?
Mr. Monkey, I'm nurse Natalie. You're in the hospital.
Either I've died and gone to heaven, or I'm in a 3-D version of "Naughty Night Nurses 4."
Mr. Monkey, I'm going to need to take your temperature rectally now.
Ah, "Naughty Night Nurses 4." I knew it!