Simian Says: God's Plan

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 24, 2009

Here's the deal monkey, you and I both know you can't stay here and keeping you out of hell really pisses off Satan ...
So what then, purgatory?
No. Purgatory's a myth I created to keep the Catholics busy. I'm talking reincarnation. It's a myth as well but I have the power to do it.
You're going to send me back to Earth as someone else to teach me a lesson?
You'll be seen by a lot of people but you'll have a face that no one will love so you'll be doomed to be around people but not have sex.
So am I coming back as Clint Howard or Steve Buscemi?