Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil I

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 8, 2009

Welcome to my lair Mr. Evil Knievel. I've had you knocked out for the last three days to bring you here and offer you a place among my Evil Army.
Look man, I'm not really evil. It's just a stage name. I just travel all over the country doing stunts.
Then you could recruit for me while you travel.
I'm not really into the whole "Evil Army" thing.
If you don't, I'll post a video of me tea bagging you last night on YouTube.
Wait ... What?