How Beaver Changed From Animal to Vagina

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 15, 2009

Well, you have syphilis. Have you been having unprotected sex?
The hooker said she was clean.
You need to tell all of your partners the truth so they can get tested and treated.
What happened to your penis? Why is it red and swollen? Have you been cheating on me?
Uh, no. Um, my crotch was attacked by, uh, a beaver.