P.A.M.P.ER PROGRAM

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 2, 2009

You've been assigned to the "P.A.M.P"ER PROGRAM.
"P.A.M.P"ER PROGRAM? What's that?
It stands for our "Pack And Move Program."
And why would I qualify for that?
Basically because you're full of crap and need a change.