The Booty's in the Booty

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 22, 2009

♫ Oh Captain, my Captain! I'm here for your booty! ♫
For the love of Davey Jones! Not another pirate turned gay!
♫ You can swab my poop deck if you let me blow your man down! ♫
Okay, I'll give you a quick fistin' if you just stop with the gay pirate puns.
With the hook?
You didn't think I was planin' on getting shit under my fingernails now did ya?