Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 1

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 9, 2009

Hideki-san, you have been chosen for special training that will bring respect to our ancestors from the white western devils.
Do you think I am ready master?
I have watched you handle your bat in the shower and you have skill but your training will not be easy.
What must I do to prove my worthiness?
"Get to 3rd base with The Beast."
Bring it you little limp-dicked Asian bastard.