Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 2

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 9, 2009

"She will block your every advance."
So, do you come here often?
You think you can break me down with that lame-ass shit?
"You must vary your technique to get through her defenses."
Hey, if you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
You still have no shot at me, but I do find your proposition intriguing.
"Find her weakness and exploit it."
I have the tongue of a rattlesnake and can go for hours without coming up for air.
Why the hell didn't you just say so? Bring your snorkel and let's make this thing happen!