How Gay Changed From Happy to Homosexual

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 7, 2009

Hey, I'm Carl. It's my first day here.
I'm Bubba. I'm part of the welcoming committee. Let me turn off the lights and show you why it's called the "pokey."
Now just bend over and relax.
Hey, wait! I'm not into that. I don't swing that waAAAAAAYYY!!! OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!
You boys all right in here?
Absolutely sir. In fact, I feel rather gay!