You Can Get by with a lot When No One Knows the Rules

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 8, 2009

In the cafeteria
Would you like a juice box or chocolate milk with your lunch?
Bitch, please! I get to have a 40 ounce for Kwanzaa!
In a back alley
It's just like mistletoe, only during Kwanzaa, you have to suck my dick.
Not at home though...
Don't try to pull that shit on me. I know that "Hide the Sausage in the Asshole" is not a traditional Kwanzaa game!
My bad! That was Hanukkah I was thinking about.