Putting the Ex in X-Mas

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 23, 2009

Why did mommy leave us, daddy?
Daddy just couldn't satisfy her in bed anymore.
So, her calling you "needle dick" was true then.
I'm afraid so. She just stopped letting me up her tree skirt.
But why would she leave you for a pair of socks?
Cuz the stocking were hung, son. The stockings were hung.