Would You Like Fries with That?

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 5, 2010

Welcome to Religion King where you can have it your way. What can I get you?
I'd like to have virgins whenever I wanted and some more virgins when I die.
Would you like to super size that?
Even more virgins? You bet!
Great! I have two orders of morbidly obese mathletes. Anything else?
No! Wait! That's not what I meant!