Messin' with Zombies V

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 6, 2010

Let's play chess. You tell me the move you want to make and I'll move the piece for you.
Fine.
I'm white so I'll move first. Okay. Your move.
Hey! Quit trying to mate me!
We just started. Your king is nowhere near checkmate.
Sorry. I was talking to the jackass behind me.