Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Thigh: 9PM

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 1, 2010

I'll give you a dollar if you show me your tits.
That's one more dollar for my college fund.
I've got a fiver here if you rub your ass against my crotch.
That's five more dollars off my student loans.
I'll pay you 20 bucks for each ping pong ball you can shoot out your cootchie.
If x = $20 and y = ping pong balls, how many ping pong balls will it take to have my McCain-Palin tattoo removed?