Ziggy's Golden Years: Take a Message

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 2, 2010

*ring*
...I'm not home right now... Please leave a message at the sound of the 'SQUAWK'!
Perry? Are you answering the phone again? Talk to me Perry!
Yeah bitch, it's me. You like it when I talk to you, don't you? Just like you like it when I stick my parrot pecker up your tight little ass while I smack it with a paddle. Yeah, you want more...
Hey Perry.
Hey Ziggy. Your mom called.