I'm Positive That's What I Heard

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 14, 2010

How'd it go at the doctor's?
That damn doctor's trying to give me AIDS!
What!?
I knew there was something fishy going on as he would always have me pull down my pants and make me bend over his table while he stuck his you-know-what in my you-know-where.
I think he was talking about your hearing.
You bet your sweet ass there will be a hearing!