Wax On Wax Off

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 10, 2010

Wanna go see a movie?
Naw. Censorship has taken out all cussing, nudity and violence. Movies are now just watered down 3D cartoons.
So then what do we do?
Wanna go get waxed?
More hot wax on your "wick" sir?
Fuck yeah, mother fucker! And don't forget to light the tip on fire this time. God, you're the best damn candlestick maker EVER!