She's 26, Scout's Honor

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 17, 2010

Happy birthday, lady.
Thanks! Wait... are you stalking me?
No. My troop is camping here. I saw you having a birthday party and figured I could get my "Help an Old Lady Cross the Street" badge.
I am a year older today but I don't think I'm old enough to help. Is there any other badge I can help you earn?
Well... if you show me your tits, it would help me pitch a tent.