Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Hopper

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 1, 2010

Welcome to the River Styx Mr. Hopper. You need to calm down as a passenger, or should I say, you need to take it "Easy Rider."
Ha ha. Very funny. I get it.
This tunnel will take you to your afterlife destination. Don't rush down the tunnel. You need to be careful and watch your "Speed" or you'll "Crash."
I swear, I'm gonna punch the next guy who makes a movie or tv reference right in the jaw!
Hey, Dennis! "Hoosier" daddy?
...please let that be Gary Coleman, please let that be Gary Coleman, please let that be...