Growing Pains

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 2, 2010

Hey, I got that Viagra you wanted.
Great! I'll take it now and be ready to make love to my wife as soon as I get home.
What the hell? Why is my whole body getting bigger?
Maybe because deep down you know you're a real dick, you office coffee stealing Asian prick!
Hey, just because your penis is still slightly larger than mine at this very moment does not give you the right to be a little bitch right now!