Oh You Will "Rue" the Day!

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 3, 2010

You called m'lord?
Yes. My celebrity trifecta is almost complete. I have Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper. Who else can you get me?
How 'bout a Golden Girl?
Excellent. But it better be Betty White. Need I remind you of what happened to your asshole the last time you brought me that bitch Bea Arther?
Um, I think I hear me mum calling sir. Can I get back to you on that?