Quest For the Cup: Part 2 of 5

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 3, 2010

Like I said, tripod was born in Idaho where it was so cold that his first words were...
Good God! It's so cold I'm pissing icicles over here!
But even with the beauty of Idaho, tripod was missing something. He wasn't sure what, but he felt incomplete.
Fate would move his family to the barren land of Kansas, but it was here that he began his quest for the cup.
Hey! Can't anyone plant a fucking tree around here?