Milkin' It

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 31, 2010

I'm so broke right now. I wish there was a way I could get some easy money.
Hi. I'm the magical Cash Cow. Just milk me for a chance to win millions and millions of dollars.
Oh, that's it! Keep pulling on it, bitch!
Hey! Since when do cows have only one ginormous teat on their udder?
Get back down there and finish the withdrawal or I'll deposit my hoof in your ass!