Pac Man Fever

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 20, 2010

Blinky! Where the hell have you been? It's 2 am!
I've been out with Pac Man dad.
Wha-?
He ate me all night long and I gave him my cherry. I'm in love with him dad!
Haven't you heard of all the new diseases they have now?
It's okay dad. He loves me too. He told me he would even get my name put on a special quilt that's traveling the nation.