Like a Virgin

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 21, 2010

1988
So I was with three girls last night.
Uh huh..
And they couldn't stop begging for more. I was like an animal. You know, most guys can't even satisfy one woman.
You are the man! I wish I could handle women like you can.
Um, Josh? Why are you smelling the seat of my office chair?
Uh... duh... well... um...