Hard Up

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 10, 2010

Can you help me, doctor? I think my sexual compulsions are going to warp the mind of my boys.
I remember when your first son was into the Muppets, you would rub your pussy with his "Animal" doll.
Yeah, and when my second son got into Veggie Tales, well.. Larry the cucumber is dildo shaped...
So what's your third son into that's causing your sexual compulsions to come out again?
...please say his pet rock, please say his pet rock, please say his...