Part of a Nutritious Breakfast

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 30, 2010

The problem with kids' cereal is that kids are too mature. We need a more mature spokes person like a dirty stripper or something instead of a stupid toucan.
Bullshit! The problem with kids is that they know we're lying. If there's a tiger on the front of the box, there'd better be dehydrated tiger meat in the box!
Good point Johnson. I'm putting you in charge of this operation!
Hey, Pop! Have you seen Crackle anywhere?