RCD 44

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 22, 2010

So, to find out exactly how old she was, we decided to implement a carbon dating system.
We heard that she was fast, but to determine how fast, we measured the distance between two successive placements of the same foot...
Who the hell hired a paleontologist to do Betty White's roast!?
Sir, Miss White said that if that guy doesn't "bury his long dinosaur bone" in her after his set, she'll make your testicles extinct.