Real Life: Doctor Doctor

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 10, 2011

So what's the verdict doc?
You're fairly healthy. Continue the self exams. Have your wife give you a testicular exam each month. You also need to cut back on fatty foods.
Your cholesterol will improve if you lose 10 pounds and you should add more fiber to your diet.
So what did the doctor say?
You need to play with my balls more.