Simian Says: Born Again

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 2, 2011

So what's the deal? Have I paid my price? Can I stop being a snail and go back to my monkey form? Are you now letting me into heaven?
Not a chance. I've decided that the life you led, the mistakes you made, and people you've hurt could serve as a reminder to others how not to live.
So you're saying I'm a...
Horrible warning. Not a good example. Now go change lives.
MONKEY!
Charlie Sheen. It's been too long bro.