Simian Says: One of These Things is Not Like the Other

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 4, 2011

Okay, so because of not being stoned, I made better choices by not doing Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux, and Major League?
That's right.
And Christopher Nolan offered me the part of Batman in his movies? What else if different?
Gary Coleman is still alive.
So?
Well, let's just say that the premise of Two and a Half Men is not like what you remembered it to be.