Simian Says: Duped

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 9, 2011

The Malibu Messiah has his own room full of teenage girls. The man knows how to party.
A monkey! How cute. Come here little monkey.
Hey baby, we monkeys are cute because we don't wear clothes. How 'bout you get cuter yourself?
Oh. Dear. God.
What? You were expecting Abigail Breslin maybe?