Simian Says: Busted

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 9, 2011

Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
First off, I didn't do anything and secondly you were posing as a little girl so I was technically hitting on you.
So you're saying that you were doing absolutely nothing to entice little girls into having sex with you.
Absolutely nothing.
*ding*
♫ I take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop. Go 'head girl, don't you stop. Keep goin' 'til you hit the spot. ♫
NOT NOW PENIS!