Simian Says: Imagine That

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 9, 2011

I didn't think this would be easy for you. There are a lot of temptations out there and Charlie Sheen does have many powers. But a singing penis?
I know, but just imagine what I could do with this thing!
Oh Jennifer Anniston, I'm so glad you asked me to be more than "Friends."
Oh Monkey, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to be with you and your singing penis. Let me get the lights.
*ding*
♫ I'll make love to you like you want me to. And I'll hold you tight baby all through the night ♫
♫ muph mif moff muu mo umm mee muf mmm mmm ♫