Simian Says: Now What?

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 10, 2011

Why did you take away my penis?!
I only took away the singing part of it.
So what does this mean? Am I done? Are you going to turn me back into a slug or maybe something even more disgusting like Roseanne?
I really didn't expect you to turn Charlie Sheen around. I was looking for effort. So I have no intentions of punishing you...
Great! Thanks! Bye!
...for that. Wait! You missed the part where I'm planning to run your testicles through a grape press if you go back to your old ways!