Simian Say: Animal Farm

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 17, 2011

Get gack here ya little monkey and let me finish off yer balls!
Wow! That farm cat sure can climb like a monkey.
That's cuz he is a monkey pa!
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Now that's a horse of a different color!
That fucking farmer better start getting his animal analogies straight!
As long as he keeps mistaking the pig for me, then me and my asshole will be just fine.