Simian Says: Heavy Petting

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 18, 2011

You're a monkey and not a farm cat.
That's right. I'm looking for a place to hang out for a little while.
Well, you can stay here as long as you pull your weight.
I'll do anything. I just ask that I not be around children.
You want to be around children? Great! We'll put you in the petting zoo.
Stupid old people and their hearing loss.