Simian Says: Temptation Island

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 22, 2011

Look, old timer, I appreciate the offer, but just can't be around kids right now.
I get it. They can be little hell bastards. No problem. The petty zoo won't even open for another two months. We'll just have you do other chores around here.
Finally! A life free of temptation.
I just ask one thing...
Just don't fuck my daughter.