Simian Says: Better Letter

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 25, 2011

So, I'm hanging out on a farm and the farmer has told me I can do whatever I want except fuck his beautiful daughter.
That's about right.
Dear--
If you say "Dear Penthouse Forum" I'm gonna squash your nut sack in a vice.
That would make my letter submission fall into a completely different category.