Polyamorous Pollyanna

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 29, 2011

Yo, Pollyanna! Word on the street sez you's polyamorous. Wat's dat mean? You a Mormon now?
No. I just believe that you can have more than one intimate relationship at a time as long as everyone knows.
Damn! I guess me and my brothas all be polyamorous an we didn't even know. How 'bout you meet all us guys behind the 7-11 in half an hour?
What a generous offer, but I'm going to pass.
Right now, Polly wanna cracker.