Apple, Apple, on a Stick

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 4, 2011

I, Steve Jobs, plan to take the Apple brand to every corner of society.
That's why Apple is proud to announce that we will be introducing a line of prison inmates we call...
"the iCon."
Get on your knees and suck my dick, bitch!
You're gonna need an app for that.