Simian Say: 411

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 8, 2011

I'm just concerned that if your father finds us down here, he'll think something is going on and then kill me.
Don't worry so much about that ol' coot. He's more of a sexual deviant than I am.
Tell me more.
I don't think there's an animal on this farm he hasn't raped.
No, I meant tell me more about you being a sexual deviant.