Real Life: Finishing Each Others Sentences

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 5, 2011

What the hell is this monkey doing in our...
ROOM?
If you don't get him out I'm gonna bust him with a...
BROOM!
I was going to say baseball bat.
Look lady, obviously I'm not wanted here. When your husband lured me up here with a glass of white wine I was expecting this night to go quite differently.