Real Life: Paying the Gas Bill

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 11, 2011

Oh yes! God that feels good. Oh no. I think I'm gonna fart.
Don't you dare! Not now!
I can't help it. Plus, there's nothing you can really do about it.
The hell I can't. I'm going to plug that hole before it escapes.
You better not stick it in my aAAAAASSSS!!!! [BRRAAAPPP!]
Eww. Your breath smells like shit.