Smell My Finger!

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 24, 2011

Up against the car sir. We got you on soliciting a prostitute. Have you been drinking?
Why don't you just smell my finger?
*sniff* Your finger smells drunk to me. Looks like you'll be spending the night in the slammer.
Fuck you pig. You can go smell my finger!
Hey sweet stuff. Wanna party?
Wouldn't you rather just smell my finger?