At Least There Won't be Hair in the Soup

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 22, 2011

I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in.
What for?
Someone said that you were soliciting sex from minors.
Who the hell would say that?
Someone at the farmer's market.
For fuck's sake! I said I wanted to get my hands on some baby veg, not baby vag!