The Mistaken Identities of Alan Goldman

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 8, 2011

Hey, aren't you Brad Schwartz?
I wish people would stop asking me that. My name's Alan Goldman.
I could swear you're really Brad Schwartz.
Look, my kids took me from my wife and dumped me in this nursing home. All I want to do is get back to my sweet love muffin.
Meanwhile, back at Granny's house...
Oh, Alan! You've come back to me!
Get ready for some angry pent up make up sex my sweet love muffin!